2006
Things My Ex Would Say
1. “Can’t you call me when you are on your way over instead of just showing up? You see, when you just show up, then I have to stop what I am doing because you are here. You are in my space. If I had some knowledge ahead of time, I could plan.”
2. “I can’t use the “DOWNY BALL” because I don’t know how it works.”
3. HER: “When it’s say 6:12pm, would you say it’s 6:12 or would you say it’s almost a quarter after 6?”
ME: “I’d say it was almost a quarter after 6.”
HER: “But it’s NOT, it’s 6:12!”
4. “If you would just do things differently…”
5. “If you loved me enough, you could change.”
6. “Did you even know I bought a pair of boots today?”
7. “I’m calling pizza hut delivery and complain because they brought the pizza 15 minutes early when I SPECIFICALLY asked for it at a certain time!”
8. “Why don’t you do things this way?”
9. “I smoke pot so much I forget it’s illegal!”
10. “Look I can clean out my pot pipe while steering with my knees!”
Is it any wonder, we are not friends? Oh,she still emails me jokes and things and once and awhile, she finds me on messenger. I still talk to one of my exes and we are friends, but at a distance.
My gf, on the other hand…one of her best friends is her ex…I still find this strange, but more about that later….
