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                        I’ve been asked the “what would you bring on a deserted island?” question before, but being a realist never gave it much thought. (Just a note here that the dreamer in me CANNOT believe I just admittedly called myself a realist) So with a little more time to think on thing this is what I’ve come up with. I am taking some poetic freedom with the strictness of the number 3 however.

1. An endless supply of pen and paper. I can’t imagine going crazy and talking to a volleyball, but I can go insane on paper with peace of mind. And there will always be the hope that being stranded was all for not. Perhaps down the road and after I have long been gone my writings will be found and they will make up a religion in my honor. (I’m going to Hell for that one!)
2. A few thousand cartons of cigarrettes and tons of matches. At that point… why the heck not really!
3. A solar powered Ipod (specially made of course) full of all the songs that make me cry. I’ll need inspiration for the paper and pen!

After reading this I have come to the conclusion that I would be seriouslly boring on an island. I also realized that I may as well be on an island now for the way I live my life.

Ladies…. remind me not to do any more of these!