2007
Top 10 things lesbians need to quit
10. Quit wearing ties. They are over. Avril stopped, now you can too!
(This also goes for popping up your collars, wearing “mom” jeans, and flannel anything!)
9. Stop buying pets. My theory is that after you bring the second pet into your home they are no longer pets and just animals. 2 is the magic number here. If you start bringing home shit like rabbits and hamsters (and you don’t have kids) you have a problem.
8. Communicate in the bedroom. We are both women, talking is what we do. Yes, I too have a lady town, but it doesn’t mean our post office is located on the same street. Give a girl some direction.
7. Limit your Ani Difanco consumption.
6. Quit keeping your sex life a secret. It’s about time the world knows our tricks of the trade. Adopt a straight man and let him know how it’s done. Tis your civic duty.
5. Quit hibernating once in a relationship. It’s good to have friends. Remember, they will be there when she’s gone!
4. Quit smoking. You may think it looks cool at the bars, but all it’s doing is killing you. Leaving you less time to pick out a tie to wear around your popped collar.
3. Stop falling for straight women. I’ll say it again. Stop falling for straight women.
2. Step out of your circle. There are a lot of people out there. Gay, straight, black, green, and the like. Open up your horizons and meet new people. If you start to miss old friends go to your local lesbian bar, God knows they’ll be there.
1. End the dyke drama. Or at least keep it to your inner circle
I agree with “j” about the tie.. the right woman… pure sexy.
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What’s a butch without a tie?