2008
Lesbians give lesbians a bad name!
Here we go. I’ve been waiting to write this for some time and due to some user error I have been unable to log in. (thanks for your patience Kel)
What is it with our culture (lesbians/gays) being completely unable to stay in a monogamous, committed relationship for more than a minute. (exaggerated of course)
Please don’t take my words out of context, what I mean is “why can’t lesbians just live happily ever after”. I’m very tired of explaining to the ignorant that our lifestyle is not a choice but merely who we were born to be and we are “just like everyone else”. How can my point be proven when every time you turn around there’s another gay/lesbian couple breaking up or cheating on one another. Is it too much to ask to have some class and show these breeders up? Yes I know straight people do it too but not to our extent and I’d like to think I’m part of a culture that has much more class than that of a trailer park whore.
A while back I had a conversation with my Lieutenant, he asked me why I thought that gay/lesbian couples never stayed together. Up until that point I had never actually thought about the reason. I do know that we as our own society have a very high breaking up rate (for lack of a better term) I see it all of the time. Couples who have been together for years and years become a beacon of light for you. You think “well hell! if they can do it, so can I”. Next thing ya know, their splitting up and fighting over the dog.
I told my Lieutenant I’d have to think on that and get back to him. Later while pondering the question I had what is called an epiphany (A sudden manifestation of the essence or meaning of something).(<~~in case you didn’t know what epiphany meant)
We don’t stay together because WE DON’T HAVE TO! We have no legal binding, or marriage to keep us here. So what happens? We just decided that the cost of “couples therapy” is out of the question. Try to rationalize that would ya? 5 years of a relationship, joint bank accounts, homes, cars, animals, credit cards, endless hours of love and companionship are just not worth it. but what is worth throwing all of that away you might ask? Oh simply the shot at a new pussy!
I’ll never get it. Lets start using our heads here folks because if we don’t, those of us who are endlessly defending you against the theory “it’s all about the sex” are doing it in vain.
There’s nothing like being a 30 something lesbian woman (nothing against the 40 somethings) with nothing to show for your life but a few failed LTRs and a whole lot of ass (hopefully less the herpes)… Most of whom you don’t see or speak to any more because they’ve found LTRs of their own and your just the laughing stock of your lesbian group (lets face it we all have a group)
So in closing…. Here’s my advice. When you do hit your 30s (or beyond) and you finally wake up to the fact that a 20 year old baby dyke at the bar is not interested in your old school, blazer wearing, feathered mullet, ass. Ok… maybe that was a bit harsh there are the 30 somethings out there still “poppin their collars” doing keg stands and wearing backwards baseball caps as evening attire. LMAO!
If you are simply single because you can’t find someone or you don’t want someone then more power to you but please don’t start doing the above mentioned things. You will then be the brunt of my jokes.
Ohhhh and lastly please, and this is very important. Someone stop the baby dykes from falling in love with a girl for a week then referring to her as her WIFE! jesus christ all bloody mighty! until you go the extra mile to have a commitment ceremony, wed in another state or country (which my wife and I have done) then stop throwing out the word wife all willy nilly. Trailer trash does that when they’re too cheap to marry their baby mamas!
Peace!
Sheesh! What do you REALLY think??? LOLOL
Ok, I don’t really agree with all this BUT…. I think the reason why we break up so much is because we have such a SMALL “pool” to draw from unlike the straight population.
We have only the 20 or so lesbians in any given area to pick from. So you get into a relationship… things are going fine… you call UHaul then WHOOPS — you find out she’s a paper-carrying psychopath with “daddy” issues.
So you move on to the 19 lesbians that are left.
…and so on…
Perhaps if we had 80% of the population surrounding us as possible partners like the straight folks do, we’d have a better selection process.
…my 2 cents…
Signed,
The girl who’s had 2 LTR in the last 16 years one of which lasted almost 12 years… and is now legally civil unioned to the 2nd one and happy as a pig in sh!t.