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2008

Why Straight Woman are my Choice of Caviar

Why Straight Woman are my Choice of Caviar

1. Lesbian cherry: Ok so they’ve been with a man… but they’ve never been with a woman!! And if you are lucky they’ve never been with either… (very unlikely though) Woo hoo time to show them what they’ve been missing! Plus there is the added bonus that they will always remember you because you popped their lesbian cherry! Now how nice is that.. an eternal fragment in these women’s memoir.
2. Challenge: These women are straight duh! This means they are not going to be attracted to you initially.. Hence there is a challenge in making them attracted to you. 90% of the women I have been have been straight! Or should I say “straight”. And the berry is so much more sweeter when you worked so hard to get it… mmm reap the benefits of your harvest.
3. Another Option: I think most woman are never offered the option of being with a woman. Once the thought is embedded in their head it gets their little wheels spinning; hey maybe I could fornicate with a woman. My good friend always says every girl is one drink away from being a lesbian and this has proven to be true! Mainly you will be the key to unlock an unknown and unfamiliar world to her! You have the opportunity to offer her something she has never experienced. Think about it….
4. Secret Forbidden Sexual Desire: Ok so I really truly believe that the thought of being with a woman has crossed all women’s mind at one point in time.. Even if it was for a fraction of a milli-second. You get to be that person to unleash their dirty little secret hehe. Which also makes the connection more intense on her behalf…. You get to venture into her secret garden.. enjoy that forbidden fruit so to speak.
5. Power: You get to teach them the ropes. Yup you control the sex…at least for a while. And as sick as this sounds you can fulfill your dirty little fantasies with them to. Heck they don’t know what they’re doing but you sure as hell do! This is your opportunity to try little things you’ve been dying to try without them looking at you like you’re crazy! Hey don’t judge me sex with a woman is part assessment, examining, experimenting and trial and error!!!
6. Freedom: most of these encounters are sexually driven, fun, exciting, and no strings attached. They’re usually short lived so no commitment. No u-haul syndrome, no fear of being tied down, no fear of things getting too serious!!! Yay win win situation. Let freedom ring!

Dangers of choosing straight women as main entrée

1. Falling for one: Yeah I fell for a straight girl once… when I was stupid. We had fun wild sex for 5 months! Everywhere! Then she decided to go back to her boyfriend. She still looks at me like she wants to do the deed. But she broke my heart. Of course I got over it!

2. The men in her life: If u guys are canoodling (sex) and she’s also seeing men.. That’s gross…yes there is no strings attached.. but that’s still gross… beenthere done that.. the thought of sperm and whatnots of male genitalia… gross.. enough said.
3. Them falling for you: This doesn’t sound very dangerous.. but it is! Very very dangerous… They are straight hence can revert to their natural state of wearisome heterosexuality at any time. A good example is Anne Heche (crazy ass bitch and former fiancé of Ellen DeGeneres) whom we all know is a big fat heterosexual!
4. She can drop out of the funk at any time! Know that she might realize that this is just not for her. Maybe she just wanted to try it and is no longer interested. Or she might freak out because she likes it too much and now is questioning her sexuality! This has happened to me. I had a girl flip out after a month or so telling me she was confused and blah blah… If you’ve invested feelings.. you will be hurt
5. It’s a secret: You are her secret fantasy. Key word secret! So don’t get all butt hurt when she doesn’t act like you too are eating each other’s pies!

There is Hope:
There is a hope that if you fall for a straight girl you guys might end up together. It happened on L-word hahah with Tina and Bette. And it happened to me! I hooked up with a girl that was “straight” and we dated for 2 ½ years. Now she’s just confused. Maybe they weren’t straight to begin with..Who knows it could happen!

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4 Responses to Why Straight Woman are my Choice of Caviar

I agree with all of this to an extent. Interesting read and opinion.

by goldstardyke on July 1st, 2008 at 9:53 am

This article was kind of funny, and I appreciate that.

Straight chicks who have sex with women aren’t straight, in my opinion, they’re bi. If you genuinely have some genuine attraction to the same-sex even if minimal, you are not straight. For example, many gay gals I know would never be attracted to a guy for sex, even once, even if it’s “exotic.” If you’re just drunk and horney, well, that’s different - it’s called impaired judgment and I wouldn’t take advantage of that. You know, a woman of honor and all…

Hey, but Freud would say that we are all born bisexual to some extent…maybe he was right. Some of us might just be on the “very gay” or “very straight” part of the scale with some minor leanings in the other direction. Your friend did say that all women are only “one drink away.”

So, let’s start there. She’s likely bi…but overwhelmingly hetero. Sexuality is on a continuum. That’s why sometimes, you end up dating them. The good thing is that if she’s in it for sex, and so are you - you’re golden. The bad news is that if you want sex AND some type of recognition, you are likely screwed. She’s not likely to want to hold your hand on the street in devil-may-care attitude (unless it’s just for “shock effect” (which is kind of offensive), and you don’t want to be a “novelty,” but a real person. Even if you are just a real person banging her.

I disagree with the “popping the lesbian cherry” part. Many women won’t want to go “downtown” on a woman who has just had a penis there yesterday getting all messy. But hey, you don’t have to go there, and should be using a dental dam anyway.

I don’t find “power” or “challenge” that exciting…mostly because I believe you can find that anywhere. I’ve always asked out whatever chick I found attractive, so it isn’t some big additional thrill. I think it’s a big mistake to assume that a straight chick just wants you to “take control” or “show her the ropes.” Remember, she kind of has those girl parts too. She’s likely masturbated, maybe used a vibrator, etc..this isn’t such new territory. And she may have very specific ideas of what she wants, and what she’s interested in.

You might end up very surprised…for better or worse.

Interesting take.

by jul on July 2nd, 2008 at 9:35 am

This post was interesting and kinda funny… the lesbian cherry part is hilarious. And I agree she will definately always remember you or you will surely come up in conversations sometime in the distant future!

by lanilum on July 8th, 2008 at 11:46 am

I totally agree with Jul that women who fool around with other women aren’t straight, but I also believe that sexuality is fluid and it doesn’t make you gay or bisexual either. I think it’s possible to be sexually attracted to a woman without being able to be emotionally attracted…which then would mean that having a same-sex relationship is more difficult if not impossible.

Like, for me, I’m pretty much a full on lezzy. I’m attracted to women emotionally and physically, and I have no interest in relationships or sex with men. Many women are like this for men: there’s no interest to be with a woman on any level. And then there are those who are only attracted to the same sex in a certain way [i.e., sexually or emotionally].

Hmm…I’ll stop there because I’m not sure if this is making sense… :/ I hope it came out at least a little logically.

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by Lauren on August 3rd, 2008 at 5:15 pm