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It seems as though TLL has been all about politics as of late. For good reason, yes…. but sometimes a girl needs a break from all the propositions, reviewing ballots, and watching right wing videos that make me want to stick a cattle prod up my ass.

Recently my bestie and favorite gay man told me that I am attracted to women that look like drag queens. Could this be why those boys with funny names and shaved arm pits always confused the Hell out of me? I may never know. What I do know is that what people find attractive has always interested me. Attraction seems to come from the same unexplainable place as love does. There is no apparent rhyme or reason to it.

It never ceases to amaze me how my brother and I have TOTALLY different tastes when it comes to women. Hardly ever do I agree with his “Look at her” comments. He says I’m far too picky, I say he’s partially blind and should no longer be able to operate a motor vehicle. So with no further ado I give you my Top 5 list of beautiful women. I may not have been able to sit down with them at the local Starbucks and get to know them, but I do know that I can’t stop looking at them!

Angelina Jolie

 

What would a lesbian’s Top Five list be without Angelia Jolie? A lie I tell you. I am in lust with the old Angelina, Circa Gia and Gone in 60 Seconds. The Angelia of today I could fall in love with, which makes her even more dangerous.

Ms. Jolie is the whole package, if that’s what you’re looking for. She’s beautiful, smart, and giving. Many a lesbian friend of mine thinks that she’s sold out or gone the way of Michael Jackson and is now all freaky like. I say she’s just following her heart like she always has.

Someone remind me to add Gia to my DVD watching rotation. Between Angelina and Elizabeth Mitchell in that movie who needs porn!

Amy Lee

Talented and physically stunning. Amy Lee is the kind of woman that I would want to have a Summer fling with in some small town in Italy. We would write songs together and she would sing me goodnight lullabies. We would go wine tasting every night and talk about our favorite break up songs. Speak of loves lost and reminisce on those to come. Mostly I would just stare into her eyes and drool. As you can see I haven’t thought about this much.

Her voice inspires me both mentally and physically. I continue to find it surprising that more women don’t feel the same way.

Kate Beckensale

 

 

One word. British Accent. Maybe that’s more than one word, but Kate deserves it. What is it with accents? There’s just something about them that makes a beautiful woman that much more breath taking. Not to mention that Kate was in Underworld which is one of my favorite movies. If you don’t know by now I’m a huge fan of vampires, but would rather date a werewolf than read the Twilight Series. If you’re a fan please forgive me. It’s a personal vendetta.

Claire Forlani

I always pull Claire Forlani out of my back pocket and people rarely know who she is. As for me, she had me at Meet Joe Black. I even went to far as to rent Boys and Girls because she was in it. She has a voice that purrs and lips that make me wish people kissed as much as we slept.

She’s the girl you want to discuss poetry with and then go out and jump in the puddles left over from the thunderstorm. Claire is one of those women that makes me wish I could paint because she’s that fun to look at.

Giselle Bundchen

“Ssssshhhhhh, don’t talk baby, I just want to look at you.” Legs for days and a body that would make Michal Angelo wish he were still alive. When I tell people I think Giselle is the most beautiful woman in the world I get “You’re such a guy!” a lot. If thinking Giselle is a hot makes me a guy bring on the penis.

The photo does most of the talking here. I would be happy just to sit back and watch her eat cereal.

So tell me ladies… do they look like drag queens to you? And what’s that you say? No blonde’s. Again it’s all about attractionand for some reason I’ve never found blonde’s all that attractive. Feel free to share your current objects of affection and your love for blondes in the comments.