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TLL is happy to announce a new feature to our blog. Very soon one of our own authors will be crowned the TLL Adult Toy Reviewer! The winner will be chosen by the readers. So please read the reviews below and then vote at the bottom of the post for your favorite review.

This contest is sponsored by VibeReview.com and Topco. The winner of the contest will continue to post her reviews on TLL and will cross post them on VibeReview.com. She will also receive a gift basket from VibeReview.com and Topco! Each contestant got to chose between two toys supplied by Topco.

The first was the PowerLock Harness with the CyberSilicone Dildo and the second was the Double Happiness Pleaser. With names like these how could a girl go wrong? Or could she?

Voting will end this Sunday so make sure to get your vote in now. Feel free to leave comments about the reviews and please be sure to visit VibeReview.com for all your adult toy needs. A special thank you to Heather and Nikkita at VibeReview.com for all their help!

Check out the reviews and VOTE for your favorite after the jump…

#1 Billie

 
The Double Happiness Pleaser Vibe is a true pleaser! It features two independently-operating bullets, which can be set to any one of ten speed settings, which means up to 100 different choices. One bullet is the traditional egg-shape, while the other is smaller, and delivers more intense vibration than its big sister. Both bullets plug into to the hand controller, which requires four AAA batteries. On the handset, there are two switches, and bright, blinking lights let you know which setting which bullet is on.

A neat feature of the Double Happiness Pleaser Vibe sold at Topco is that it has a bit of teasing built right in. Not every setting is simply faster and faster vibrations. Some are pulses of varying speeds, some build from a very low vibration to a moderate one, before shutting off completely, and one in particular (setting 5 to be exact) is a subtly-fluctuating low speed, just enough to get your blood boiling.

The Double Happiness Pleaser

The real bonus of the Double Happiness Pleaser Vibe is the flexibility it provides. My wife preferred having one of the bullets tucked up next to her ass, with the other on her clit, while I rather liked having the larger bullet provide g-spot stimulation. The two bullets also put on a little light show, lighting up in time with the vibrations, and that function makes it fun to take under the sheets. Also, that the two bullets can be set to independent settings is fantastic for playing with your favorite girl or guy. One of you might want teasing pulses, one of you might want a slow, steady ride. You could use them on your partner, have a masturbation party with him/her, or have your partner use them on you!

I also found that this was particularly tingle-inducing when used on other soft spots of the body; under the foot, behind the knee, between the thighs… Even if you chose not to use it for your entire love-making session, it’s a great way to get started.

However, it does have a couple of turn-offs. Because so many of the settings revolve around differing pulsations and flutters and flickers of stimulation, only two are a straight-forward, steady vibration. One, setting 5 mentioned above, is fairly low, which is great for warm up, but not everyone’s cup of tea for getting off. The other number 9, is almost too intense, particularly with the smaller bullet. I felt that there should be a medium setting. After all, there are still seven different settings to play with! Another slight problem is that the lights mentioned above make the bullets hot to the touch. The heat might feel good against your bits, but not so good on your thumb or fingertip.

All in all, this toy is definitely a win-win deal. With hundreds of combinations and potential positions, it’s sure to give you the divine pleasure you seek. It’s become an instant favorite in our bedroom. I ecstatically recommend it. Thank you VibeReview.com!

#2 Alena

Penthouse Powerlock Harness and Penthouse CyberSilicone Powerlock Cock n’ Balls

Thank you so much to VibeReview.com and Topco for sponsoring this contest! I will say I was totally excited about trying out this toy. I found the Powerlock system very easy to figure out; you simply slide the cock onto the plug on the harness and it snaps securely on. To remove, you press a button behind the plug to release the dildo. I like the idea because this could save some time in the heat of the moment, especially if you want to switch out dildos mid-play.

The Cock n’ Balls dildo included in my set definitely caught my attention. The CyberSilicone material felt amazing to the touch when I first picked it up and I was looking forward to trying it out. Big thumbs up from me on the CyberSilicone! In action, it felt amazingly lush and realistic, more so than my other silicone toys, which tend to be a bit harder and less squishy than I’d like. The CyberSilicone material feels really good, is phthalate-free, and I am considering buying myself another dildo in this material.

The dildo I received has a nice girth and ribbing along the shaft, which, combined with the lush material, felt good while I was using it on myself and able to control it. However, I personally don’t think I would be able to be on the receiving end of a real fucking with the ribbing for very long! I may be more sensitive inside than other women, but toward the end of my testing, it became pretty clear to me that for the purposes of partnered sex, I would need to get a dildo with a smoother shaft if I wanted to walk afterwards.

Cybersilicone Dildo

The harness is a panty style with the adjustable straps on the waistband and a convenient opening in the crotch for mutual play while worn. I liked the idea of the harness, but functionally, there were some issues. For one, larger women may not be able to use it, as there is not much length in the waist straps. I’m a size 16 and I was able to wear it fine, but there are only about 3 inches of additional strap on either side once I had it on and tightened. Also, I found it impossible to get a good fit with the harness; no matter how high up on my waist I tried, it was too loose in the crotch area. This could lead to problems when thrusting, especially if the receiver has strong interior muscles.

Additionally, the pleathery material of the harness doesn’t seem to be very durable. In fact, a friend of mine mentioned she had used a Powerlock harness before and that it ended up tearing around the edges of the rigid back where the dildo snaps on.

Overall, I feel there are more cons than pros and would probably not recommend this product. I do recommend checking out the CyberSilicone dildos, however!

#3 Elisa

“Elisa Garcia is a Houston-based freelance writer/voiceover artist/ stay-at-home mom! TLL readers can expect honest, insightful, unbiased, and *very carefully* researched sex toy reviews!”

Okay, so I have to admit that I was super excited about participating in this contest, probably a little too much so. Having endured a painful months-long dry spell, I’m receptive to any kind of sexual stimulation these days, even the solitary kind. So in the name of investigative reporting, and as a service to my girls at TLL, I logged a lot of time in the trenches testing the merits of Topco’s Double Happiness dual vibrator.

Before I wax on this multitasking wonder, though, I’d like to offer the following admission: that, at a ripe 31, my vibe exposure has been limited to a singular model, an oldie but goodie plug-in-the-wall handheld with multiple attachments. But wait—before passing judgment, let me say also that this massive device has reliably brought it home for me for ten (yes, 10!) years… yes, ladies, this plastic behemoth has outlasted several girlfriends and seen me through my curious closeted days into my present out, proud, and respectfully in-your-face ones. So, full disclosure out of the way, I now present my official Topco Double Happiness vibrator Vibereview.com: It rocks!

Okay, so the rules say I have to tell you why it rocks.

First, it’s amazingly lightweight, which was a nice change for me from my old standby. So it’s good for discreet packing, say, for the long and lonely business trip. Second, the design is super cute, super femme, and though we’re really not supposed to discuss color, I thought the pink was just so …. Me. Very girlie—but butch gals not into the rose hue will like it too, just ‘cause it’s so darn (ahem) effective! Third, the detachable wires are a unique standout; creative minds will enjoy maneuvering them into, across, under, and over various orifices and mounds, one at a time or two—ergo, double happiness! The hands-free aspect really comes into play here and is just another one of this awesome toy’s features; just place the appropriate bullet(s) wherever and use your hands to accomplish another task. The orgasm(s) will come on its own! Fourth, it’s good for you! Really! Unlike many toys, Topco’s Double Happiness vibe is phthalate-free, rendering this non-toxic wonder internally-friendly. Finally (and most importantly, I think!), the large egg bullet delivers an incredible OMG G-spot orgasm, while the smaller one simulates the clit quite nicely. I personally prefer the large bullet set on the powerful max ten throb speed and the smaller unit set on an easy, lovely seven. My *only* (very minor) complaint with the toy is that it tends to numb, um, delicate tissues with prolonged use—but I imagine that’s typical of most vibes. And though it’s not my cup of tea, I can easily see how either of these bullets would be great for anal play.

So—we have here a lightweight, convenient, multi-speed, flexible, customizable, phthalate-free vibrator. What else can I say but that it rocks? And the ultimate testament? I have officially retired my old friend.

# 4 Colleen

” Hello there. My name’s Colleen, and I’m an almost-grown-up who likes to play with toys.   I want to be a novel writer, but I’m keeping my day job for the time being. It’s nothing glamorous, just your typical office-bitch/babysitter/chauffeur position. I recognize that everyone likes different things, and if I win this contest you can expect detailed and clear reviews of toys based upon their quality, usability, volume, etc., in as unbiased and non-judgmental way as is possible. “

Double Happiness, Dual Pulsating and Vibrating Love Bullet®? They really mean it! Anyone who has used a bullet toy knows how versatile they are. Now imagine having two, each of which has ten vibration patterns to choose from, and the ability to use a separate setting for each bullet simultaneously. Double happiness! I can only imagine they call it a Love Bullet because that’s just what you’ll do – love it.

This toy from Topco is seriously cool. Most importantly, this and a variety of other toys from Topco and vibereview.com are phthalate-free and non-toxic. Phthalates have been all over the news for their harmful side-effects, so with this toy you can get it on and rest assured that you’re not exposing yourself to toxic substances – something you shouldn’t have to worry about in the first place!

This high-quality toy is translucent, so you are able to see the motors moving inside it. It also glows to the rhythm of the vibrations. Strange? I thought so at first. While it may not be something you want to use in an open double dorm room if you’re afraid your roommate might look over, it can prove quite handy during partner play in dark rooms. My partner used it on me while going down on me and the toy lit the way, so to speak.

Also, the ten varying speeds don’t just go from slow to fast. This toy features ten differing patterns of vibrations. One of the higher level ones is pretty much continuous and is very useful for getting off once you can’t stand the teasing any longer, but some of the others seem designed to drive you crazy. One of them in particular brings the speed up to a peak and pauses for a few seconds, just long enough to stave off an impending orgasm. Torturous, perhaps, but really effective for a slow build to climax.

One of the bullets is larger than the other, about the size of your average silver bullet type toy while the other is fingertip sized. To me, the most intuitive way to use them was to put the larger one inside while the smaller one was pressed against – or circled around – my clit. Intense. You can use one or both bullets, or even better, use one and share the other with a close friend.

As someone whose previous vibrator experiences have involved awkward looking but strong plug in models, I can say the strength of this was no slouch. It packs a punch for a battery operated vibe, and while I don’t know what the insides of other vibes look like, this one doesn’t seem to vibrate so much as it pulsates as the description implies; there is a weighted gear inside that spins to create the pulsations that feels different and better than simple vibration. Times two!

#5 Moe

“Hi there, my name’s Moe and I live in the great big ol’ underpopulated state of Montana.  On the slim chance I win this contest I intend to to make my reviews simple and to the point.  Hopefully, I can also toss in something to make you laugh or something that makes you wonder about my sanity.  Toss me a vote or two and I’ll do my best to write decent reviews.” 

All righty then, I ended up with the CyberSilicone Dildo and included harness from Topco via VibeReview.com. First up would be the harness. I don’t know about anyone else but I think the advertised “fits up to a 52 inch waist” might be a little off. It unfortunately didn’t fit my chubby ass and last time I checked I wore a 44 in men’s jeans. But then again, as anyone who knows me would tell you, all my weight is in my prodigious gut. So wearing it were my natural waist is was a no go and trying to get it to stay up when I fit it under my belly, like I sometimes wear my shorts, was a no go as well. Granted, when I wore it slung under my gut I was reminded of something my da was often fond of pointing out to me “see, this is what happens when you have Dunlops Disease. Yer belly dun lops over yer belt.” Ah, the joys of having a backwoods father.

Powerlock Harness

On to the dildo itself. I like this damn thing. It’s fairly firm, making it halfway decent for some hard pushin yet it’s got some definite give to it so it was still comfortable during a prolonged session. The ridges were awesome though I will admit that after really getting pinned to the sheets that all I wanted to do was lie there and enjoy the sore feeling. The dildo’s got good length, thankfully not too long, and an easy to live with girth. It certainly didn’t leave me wanting for more. And considering I was forced to do recon without the harness, the decent sized balls made for a fair enough grip.

All in all, the dildo got a thumbs up from me and mine. I’ll let the harness slide since I couldn’t wear it, for all I know it could work well if it fit well. I just think the sizing is a tad off.

#6 Toy Soldier

I’d like to thank VR and Topco for sending me sex toys.

First off, I’m a strappin’ kind of gal to begin with. I love my harness and my cock and we have moved deftly together as though one for a very long time. I’ve upgraded a time or two over the years as technology has improved, but I like to keep it simple. I let the operation speak for itself. Women come and go, but the toys remain.

A good strap-on needs to fit securely, be comfortable for both of us during use, and not fall apart mid-stroke. That’s about it. The Penthouse PowerlockTM Harness touts itself as the “Snap-on Strap-on,” using its patented PowerlockTM System. Indeed, the cock does snap on and does not come off. Another advantage, of which I did not avail myself, is the easy access opening that “let’s you get some action while you give it.” The one size fits all straps extend to 48”, a generous number that will work for the majority of users.

The cock itself is of adequate length that nearly any woman would find comfortable. Girth-wise, I have to say, it’s a champ. The silicone material ensures most women will not have an adverse reaction as many do with latex cocks. The only off-putting part to me was the purple balls that are attached to the end of the cock. One might say this could add pleasure, but I just have to say, “Bleck.” I’d lose it in the next redesign.

One of my main concerns about this particular material is the very pronounced need for lots and lots of lube. The material is sticky and does not penetrate smoothly without a significant amount of lube. It might work great if you are doing a 20-year-old horny nymphette, but most of the women I know are in their menopausal years where involuntary drynesss can be a concern to begin with.

Overall, I’d have to say, I’m going to add this to my toy box and plan to have lots of fun with it in the future. Not going to retire Old Faithful though. Nope, not yet.

#7 Sassy

“Sassy is a 30-something dyke who lives in the burbs of Chicago with her partner. She’s a pop culture fiend who devours everything that has to do with music, movies or film.”

PowerLock Harness with the CyberSilicone Dildo

I have to admit, I am quite new at the whole strap-on dealio. I was so excited to try on the harness and see what my girlfriend thought. My first issue is that the Powerlock Harness, while a fantastic idea, is made for the ladies who are slimmer than I.

My girlfriend ended up putting on the harness, and I had a great time snapping on the dildo. Unlike most harnesses, you don’t have to wiggle the dildo through a pain-in-the-butt ring. All you have to do is position the dildo onto the snap and wa-lah, you are ready to go!

The Cybersilicone Dildos are really nice. They are soft to touch, yet the fact that they are Silicone based makes it really easy to clean for multiple uses!

Overall, I definitely liked the whole package, but I would like to stress to the manufacturers of these products that not everyone is a supermodel. It would be nice to have different sizes to fit the
various type of women who may use this product.

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