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TLL’s new Adult Toy Reviewer is Colleen!!!! Stay tuned for more reviews from Colleen on TLL and VibeReview.com! Read the winning review below.

# 4 Colleen

” Hello there. My name’s Colleen, and I’m an almost-grown-up who likes to play with toys.   I want to be a novel writer, but I’m keeping my day job for the time being. It’s nothing glamorous, just your typical office-bitch/babysitter/chauffeur position. I recognize that everyone likes different things, and if I win this contest you can expect detailed and clear reviews of toys based upon their quality, usability, volume, etc., in as unbiased and non-judgmental way as is possible. “

Double Happiness, Dual Pulsating and Vibrating Love Bullet®? They really mean it! Anyone who has used a bullet toy knows how versatile they are. Now imagine having two, each of which has ten vibration patterns to choose from, and the ability to use a separate setting for each bullet simultaneously. Double happiness! I can only imagine they call it a Love Bullet because that’s just what you’ll do – love it.

This toy from Topco is seriously cool. Most importantly, this and a variety of other toys from Topco and vibereview.com are phthalate-free and non-toxic. Phthalates have been all over the news for their harmful side-effects, so with this toy you can get it on and rest assured that you’re not exposing yourself to toxic substances – something you shouldn’t have to worry about in the first place!

This high-quality toy is translucent, so you are able to see the motors moving inside it. It also glows to the rhythm of the vibrations. Strange? I thought so at first. While it may not be something you want to use in an open double dorm room if you’re afraid your roommate might look over, it can prove quite handy during partner play in dark rooms. My partner used it on me while going down on me and the toy lit the way, so to speak.

The Double Happiness Pleaser

Also, the ten varying speeds don’t just go from slow to fast. This toy features ten differing patterns of vibrations. One of the higher level ones is pretty much continuous and is very useful for getting off once you can’t stand the teasing any longer, but some of the others seem designed to drive you crazy. One of them in particular brings the speed up to a peak and pauses for a few seconds, just long enough to stave off an impending orgasm. Torturous, perhaps, but really effective for a slow build to climax.

One of the bullets is larger than the other, about the size of your average silver bullet type toy while the other is fingertip sized. To me, the most intuitive way to use them was to put the larger one inside while the smaller one was pressed against – or circled around – my clit. Intense. You can use one or both bullets, or even better, use one and share the other with a close friend.

As someone whose previous vibrator experiences have involved awkward looking but strong plug in models, I can say the strength of this was no slouch. It packs a punch for a battery operated vibe, and while I don’t know what the insides of other vibes look like, this one doesn’t seem to vibrate so much as it pulsates as the description implies; there is a weighted gear inside that spins to create the pulsations that feels different and better than simple vibration. Times two!