TLL Adult Review: Curve

Feb
2009

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tll-approved If the Sex Toy Police pulled me over on suspicion of possession, and I got arrested for holding too many dildos and they made me give them all back, I know that I couldn’t give the Curve back. I’d have to hide it on my person. Yes, yes. Vibe Review sent a Curve along my way, and I had to try it out right away. This is a gorgeous dildo, and it’s pretty large as well, at eight inches long and with an insertable length of 6.75 inches and 1.75 inch diameter. So it’s big, but it’s not impossible. Some of you may find it challenging still, so this may not be the toy for you due to size, but the soft and flexible silicone material does give it some “give” and makes it a breeze to use. The design also means there’s a handle to grab for thrusting.

It’s an odd looking dildo, I’ll give you that, what with the swirly shapes, the bright frakkin’ colors, and the loopy handle. You’ve got to just trust that it’s going to be amazing, because once it arrives, you’ll understand. It’s made by Fun Factory, a really awesome German toy company, and comes in a very cute box with a free sample of their own lube. But that’s not what makes this toy awesome.

There’s no describing how amazing this toy feels or how easy it is to use. It’s a really high quality toy. I’m not a solo-use dildo pro – at all. I generally struggle with dildos when I use them alone. To top it off, I’m not super flexible either, and I’m also more than a touch lazy. When I’m masturbating, I wanna be comfortable, and that means reclined in bed, perhaps with pillows.

The handle really makes it so much easier to use than your run of the mill dildo. It’s not difficult to hold it with one hand and thrust, and use the other hand to hold your Mia, even for your average lazy wanker like myself. The shape of the head and the curve are perfect. The Curve just knows where the g-spot is. It finds it every time. During my first session of playing with the Curve, I had two g-spot orgasms. Two. While I am an orgasmic person, I don’t have g-spot orgasms very easily at all. I’ve only had a few in my life, and other than with the Curve, only once by myself and that time was an accident. The Curve gave me two in one night. Two in under an hour. Unheard of for me! This dildo is perfect. It’s PERFECT. I honestly have nothing bad to say about it, so I didn’t even bother with a pro vs. con review. It’s that good. It’s highly functional and fun as all heck, so what are you waiting for? Give the Curve a try today.