TLL Adult Review: Obama Dildo

Feb
2009

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tll-approved I’d like to thank Sex Toys for the opportunity to review the new Obama dildo. You may not have heard about it before, but you have now. Whether you regard it as an interestingly shaped toy to be used and enjoyed, or as a funny piece of Obama memorabilia to be used as a conversation piece atop your coffee table, this toy is definitely worth a second look. Mr. Obama is 7 1/2 inches tall and nearly two inches in diameter, and he comes in two colors, Democratic Blue and Presidential Gold.

I happened across the Obama dildo one day while he giving a speech to a colorful crowd that had gathered. He has a good head on his shoulders, attractive features and a snazzy suit. Standing tall, you could feel the energy that his words brought to those in attendance. People leapt to their feet and flared bases, waving their home made signs, applauding and chanting their catch-phrases; “GOBAMA,” and “Yes, we can! (orgasm).” This is a new era of responsibility for your own pleasure. No one is just going to give you all the orgasms you could ever want, you need to be responsible for your own orgasms. You need to make yourself feel good, and not rely on others to make it happen. ‘Yes, we can!’ the crowd echoed; the time has come to cum, and those in attendance have bravely risen to the occasion.

As sometimes happens when political figures come and talk to smaller communities, Mr. Obama was asked to pose for a picture holding Lily, Ella’s baby. Whether for good luck or bragging rights, this proud mom is tickled to have this picture of her daughter held by the most influential dildo the nation has seen in years. Certainly impressive, Mr. Obama holds Lily seemingly without the use of hands! It seems he’s picked up some tricks on the campaign trail.

Now, let’s get serious about this. What we have here is a dildo shaped like a political figure; our current president. I agree with you, it’s pretty inappropriate and probably in poor taste, but it’s SO FUNNY. You ask “how could you?” I ask “How could I not have?” I simply couldn’t resist. I’ve always said, I’ll try anything that I find amusing.

It should be noted that this toy is made in the USA! Also, it’s made from TPR, or thermoplastic rubber, which is pthalate free. TPR may well be pthalate free, but let me say that the Obama dildo smells really chemically. TPR is porous, which means it cannot be fully disinfected, so you should use a condom when playing with Mr. Obama, both to reduce bacteria buildup on the toy and to keep potential chemicals from getting into your body. It’s important to remember that if a toy smells bad, there’s a chemical seeping out of it.

I’ll have you know that I did actually try this toy out. Yes, I tried it. I don’t know if this means I have no morals, or that I’m actually a godless heathen, but I tried it and I liked it. It felt good, and it was nice and girthy, but I can’t say I’ll be using it again any time soon. It was a little disturbing to use, and I had to really focus on NOT thinking about Obama while I used it, which was challenging.

So that brings us to the end of this review. I approve of this dildo because it’s funny, if a bit horrifying. I have always had this thing about dildos personified, and the white boards near my dorm room always had some kind of creepy personified penis walking about on its balls, so it only follows that I should review a dildo like this one. If you want something to traumatize your friends with, to display on your bookshelf, or to use despite your modest sensibilities, then this might just be the dildo for you. Just thank the powers that be that no one ever made a Bush dildo.