The Much Anticipated List of Giveaway Winners

Jan
2010

The Much Anticipated List of Giveaway Winners

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First off, I really and deeply apologize for the crazy delay in announcing the winners. The holidays completely ate my brain and I couldn’t face weeding through the entries to find winners between madly knitting hats and desperately checking the mail to see if my mom’s slippers had arrived yet from LLBean or not. I hope you accept my apology and I also hope your holidays were wonderful and filled with friends and family and lots of love. In the future, I will not do contests during holidays to avoid delays like this happening again.

Without further ado, on to the winners!
Chill Pill Winner!

Joanie. Soft spot in my heart for yarn crafts. Keep up the crocheting, but take some time out to take a Chill Pill, courtesy of Early2Bed. I hope you enjoy it.

Roulette Winner!

Autumn. Your entry was well thought out and really touching. I connected with what you wrote because I have felt that way about people in the past, and I too struggle when it comes to taking risks when it comes to love. If people get a chance, check back and read Autumn’s entry for Roulette. Additionally, Autumn entered for a bunch of stuff and each entry was long and thoughtful. Persistence and hard work pay off! I hope you enjoy Roulette, courtesy of Babeland.

Velvet Harness Winner!

Mercury. I really liked your entry. Strap on cock sucking is a wonderful thing, and I hope the Velvet Harness, courtesy of Babeland, helps you get there. It doesn’t come with a dildo, but is compatible with most flared base dildos. Go for silicone or use condoms, and have fun!

Gumdrop Plug Winner!

Matt. I’ve never had sugar cream pie, but it sounds epic. I hope you enjoy the Gumdrop Plug, courtesy of my awesome friend Domina! I worried a bit about the winner of this one because of the size and because I know it’s beyond my limits, so humor me for offering advice; use plenty of lube, go slow, and listen to your body, but above all have fun!

Dreamboat Winner!

Sandy. Liv’s a babe and I liked your entry. I hope you enjoy your very own Dreamboat, courtesy of the lovely and charming Domina.

I’m emailing the winners. Get back to me inside of one week or I’m choosing new winners. I don’t wanna have to do that, but if you force my hand, that’s what’s gonna happen. Claim your prizes, people! They’re awesome!

Note:

I wish I could have let everyone win. Choosing just five people really sucked. I want to say, though, that I tried to give toys to people I got the sense would really really appreciate them, ie., people who didn’t mention having other toys. Additionally, if I know you are a reviewer, I did not choose you to win. I don’t feel it’s particularly fair to get free samples to review, and also win contests left and right. I hope I don’t anger people with that, but I know lots of other folks who uphold the same policy. I wanna spread the free toy love around. Prizes went to regular non-reviewing folk who didn’t alert me to their swanky secret dildos, and whose entries were deemed best for whatever reason. Hate me if you must. Also know that I may have messed up and let someone win who has a metric fuck-ton of toys that I overlooked or one of the winners may be a super sneaky reviewer. If you pulled one over on me, you still win. Don’t feel guilty. Nobody’s perfect.