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I’m here today to tell you all that I can tell you about Billy Castro Does The Mission without distracting you from the review. This means I won’t be able to share my honest opinions with you about some things because apparently honest opinions about a product or film are not the stuff of reviews, but in fact the stuff of distractions.

So! Billy Castro Does The Mission is a porno.

It has five scenes.

Scene One:

Billy Castro masturbates alone in a weight room. I have no opinions about masturbation scenes. Billy gets a phone call inviting him to go see a movie. Billy puts on pants and leaves.

Scene Two:

Dylan Ryan steals Billy’s bike and leaves a ransom note. Billy follows Dylan to a strange place and finds her in a hot tub. Billy and Dylan have sex in the hot tub in many positions. Dylan gives Billy a blowjob. Billy uses his fingers, his mouth and his strap on dildo with Dylan. The sex is often rough and there is slapping. Dylan has an orgasm(s).

Scene Three:

Jiz Lee is playing video games. Billy visits Jiz. They play video games. Jiz wins. Billy wrestles with Jiz. They have sex. Billy is energetic with positions. Jiz squirts a lot. The sex is often rough. They are very active and assume many positions. This scene could have been longer.

Scene Four:

Akira Raine is near a U-Haul trying to put a mattress inside. Billy sees Akira and offers to help with the mattress. Billy and Akira take the mattress inside the U-Haul and fuck on it.

Scene Five:

Lorelei Lee is Billy’s girlfriend. Billy comes home. Lorelei has been worried, and is angry at Billy when he cannot explain where he has been. Lorelei punishes Billy. They have sex.

Conclusion:

Some scenes aroused me. Other scenes did not. I would tell you why, but I don’t want to distract anyone from the porn review with my thoughts and reactions to a porn performance. As a matter of fact, I have no opinions about any particular scene in comparison to any other scene. I have no opinions about the interaction of Billy with any other performer. I have no opinions regarding anyone’s actions or the sounds they make or the things they say. To voice an opinion about any performer’s sexual activities in a porn movie might seem overly biased or rude.

So, there you have it! Billy Castro Does The Mission. Available from Good Vibes. You can see the trailer here. The only opinion I will share with you guys is that if you like rough sex, strap on’s, fingering, oral, some slapping, squirting, queerness, hotties, and dirty talk then you’ll find something you like in Billy Castro Does The Mission. Because queer porn is amazing and should never be questioned or criticized. The simple fact that it exists should be enough for anyone.