2010
gy-NO! Part 1 of My Lady Doctor Visit
No, I have not yet been to the gynecologist. Yes, I am 32 and I believe it when you tell me it’s unheard of. It’s just that I’m terrified of doctors and the gyno is #1 on my list. However after enough nagging and some odd cramping even this big puss has made an appointment for June 4th.
What took me so long? Well, I never really had an issue “down there.” My periods have always been normal, never had bad cramps, and sadly I put it off as long as possible. This due to several factors. Embarrassment being a huge one. The unknown, fear, and humiliation following close behind.
The girlfriend has prepped me on what to expect. I’m going to the same doctor as her. She’s even advised me of the not so fun parts. I’m not a fan of surprises below the belt. I haven’t stopped thinking about it all damn day. Hell, I haven’t stopped thinking about it since I made the appointment over 3 weeks ago. My brain is a twitter with all the shit that could be wrong with me. But then again, my brain is always messing me up with thoughts like that.
This post is for all of you that haven’t gone yet. I know I can’t be the only one. And if I am, well then shame on me once again. I will be sure to post Part 2 on Friday after my visit. You know, post boob squish and vagina fiddling.
Reports say that Lesbians aren’t so good at maintaining their health. Well here’s my contribution to the cause. Feel free to wish me and my vagina luck and I’ll be sure to report back on all the details Friday!
