This, my friends, is the BEST vibrator I have ever owned. Now…I haven’t owned that many, but still, this one is superb–and…it has controls like an iPod! (OK, not exactly like an iPod…the wheel isn’t a touch wheel…but it still turns with ease.) It may be small, but it packs quite a punch, ladies. And [...]
How can I narrow it down to just ten? There are so many to choose from…
1. Chik-Fil-A Waffle Potato Fries with Polynesian Sauce–I work there…and I eat a lot of them.
2. Cookies and Cream Milkshakes…also from Chik-Fil-A.
3. Vampire movies and/or roleplay forums. The wife calls it “nerdy shit.”
4. Playing World of Warcraft.
5. Law & Order [...]
(cross-posted on my blog)
WARNING: Not for the faint of heart….or stomach.
Tonight I learned that female cats are called queens. Why should cats get such a regal name when dogs are called bitches? Anyway…
What my wife and I just did was out of dire exasperation. My cat, Little Bit, has been in heat for over a [...]
My relationship with my parents has had its good moments and its bad ones. This is a work in progress…a letter to my dad. I doubt it’ll ever get sent to him because he won’t understand it. Here’s hoping someone does…
Dad,
I hate it when we argue. I didn’t write this to hurt you or to [...]
My relationship with my parents is, to me, hard to explain. To certain friends, it is rocky at best. The truth is, we got along swimmingly until I was 15. That’s when my whole world seemed to fall apart. I realized my feelings for other girls bordered on the romantic side…and I met the girl [...]
It’s hard to pick just three things and just one person to have with me on a desert island. The first thing that pops into my head is my iPod, but after the battery is dead, what would I do with it? Make a battery out of coconuts? Use it as a weight for a [...]
On June 22, 2007 at 8:00pm in Atlanta’s Magnolia Hall at Piedmont Park I married my best friend, my heart and soul…my whole world. It was a mass ceremony with all kinds of couples from pierced and tattooed kids to older, wiser women and men. There were deaf people, loud and obnoxious people, people holding [...]
