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I’m here today to tell you all that I can tell you about Billy Castro Does The Mission without distracting you from the review. This means I won’t be able to share my honest opinions with you about some things because apparently honest opinions about a product or film are not the stuff of reviews, [...]

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Every silicone dildo company needs a generic penis-shaped dildo, but that doesnt mean I have to like it. I’m talking about the Vamp Marilyn. Marilyn is firm, slim, pretty, and without balls. On the site, one potential color combo is aqua and purple, which is gorgeous and what I had hoped mine might look like. [...]

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Vamp is a company I discovered recently that makes 100% silicone, semi-realistic dildos in a variety of interesting and intuitive cock shapes, some with balls, some without. They’re interestingly colored, rather than flesh toned, which is ideal for people who are still a little hesitant about realistic dildos. Vamp also make anal toys in [...]

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Available from Eden Fantasys, the G-Ki is the sophomore offering from Je Joue. It strays from its predecessor’s (the SaSi) solo clitoral focus and has set its sights on being a g-spot or dual clitoral/g-spot vibrator. The G-Ki is a manatee shaped vibrator with a head that adjusts to two positions (relaxed and angled down) [...]

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Bordello is many things, but I’ll boil it down by saying: Bordello is a murder mystery porno with a plot. There’s sex, there’s murder, there are weapons and there is sleuthing. Pretty much my average Friday night. Just kidding. In all honesty, Bordello is really really ridiculously hot.
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Nippies. Patch of Freedom, they call them. Patch of Fire, I say. Nippies are colorful, patterned or sparkly fabric pasties backed with some kind of “safe, hypoallergenic medical adhesive,” essentially. They’re meant to be worn beneath sheer or low cut tops, to prevent bra-lines, and to keep that “comfortable naked feeling” when you must be [...]

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There is a new line of brightly colored, body-safe silicone, single-speed vibrating toys and they’re called Ticklers. Don’t get so excited. You might think these toys seem to be geared towards sex toy novices because of their bright, non-threatening colors and their cute aesthetic, but you’d be wrong. There may be a variety to choose [...]

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Valentine’s Day is fast approaching. The best thing Valentine’s Day has over Christmas is that it’s a private holiday, so if you have a partner, the gift you give them won’t be opened in front of their sleepy pajama-ed family on Christmas morning. This leaves you room to get them something you’ll both enjoy, if [...]

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The Onye Fleur, just in time for Valentine’s Day! It’s just like the original Onye, except the folks at Big Teaze stripped away what it didn’t need, made it prettier, and lowered the price. Excellent! What they took away was the pattern vibe settings. This might make or break the toy for you, but I [...]

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I pitched this idea to the awesome folks at LELO to see if they’d let me review the Ina. That idea was to test and review the two-armed rabbit-esque Ina, following the Scientific Method. I told them I would use all the steps, creating and testing a hypothesis, etc. They liked the idea and said [...]