I’m here today to tell you all that I can tell you about Billy Castro Does The Mission without distracting you from the review. This means I won’t be able to share my honest opinions with you about some things because apparently honest opinions about a product or film are not the stuff of reviews, [...]
Every silicone dildo company needs a generic penis-shaped dildo, but that doesnt mean I have to like it. I’m talking about the Vamp Marilyn. Marilyn is firm, slim, pretty, and without balls. On the site, one potential color combo is aqua and purple, which is gorgeous and what I had hoped mine might look like. [...]
Vamp is a company I discovered recently that makes 100% silicone, semi-realistic dildos in a variety of interesting and intuitive cock shapes, some with balls, some without. They’re interestingly colored, rather than flesh toned, which is ideal for people who are still a little hesitant about realistic dildos. Vamp also make anal toys in cool [...]
Available from Eden Fantasys, the G-Ki is the sophomore offering from Je Joue. It strays from its predecessor’s (the SaSi) solo clitoral focus and has set its sights on being a g-spot or dual clitoral/g-spot vibrator. The G-Ki is a manatee shaped vibrator with a head that adjusts to two positions (relaxed and angled down) [...]
Bordello is many things, but I’ll boil it down by saying: Bordello is a murder mystery porno with a plot. There’s sex, there’s murder, there are weapons and there is sleuthing. Pretty much my average Friday night. Just kidding. In all honesty, Bordello is really really ridiculously hot. Intro: Madame and Servant. I don’t want [...]
