10. Quit wearing ties. They are over. Avril stopped, now you can too!
(This also goes for popping up your collars, wearing “mom” jeans, and flannel anything!)
9. Stop buying pets. My theory is that after you bring the second pet into your home they are no longer pets and just animals. 2 is the magic number [...]
10. checking out the lesbians in my area and online
9. staying up very late (or until early in the morning)
8. dancing all night long
7. chocolate mousse or chocolate souffle
6. Julie’s Organic Chocolate ice cream and ice cream bars
5. Hummers made with vanilla ice cream
4. Sander’s Hot Fudge Cream Puff (a tradition in Michigan - now [...]
It is my firm belief that anyone entering into a long-term relationship should have to complete a survey first. If they are not honest with their answers then they should receive corporal punishment. I would gladly volunteer to administer the necessary discipline. If they are freaky and actually enjoy corporal punishment then they should be [...]
“Some women can’t say the word lesbian… even when their mouth is full of one.”
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