1. Lesbians won’t approach you at a bar because they think you’re a bisexual whore looking for a threesome with your boyfriend. 2. Nobody ever believes that you’re gay, and thinks that you’re just going through a phase because of a bad boyfriend experience. 3. Men become way too interested in your life. 4. Finding [...]
Seeing all the blogs and post in this website made me think about my PARTNER .. yeah .. i know.. it sounds mushy, but all the things written here gives me an idea to make our relationship stronger and exciting. I can say that i may have been blessed by having someone who really cares [...]
10. Quit wearing ties. They are over. Avril stopped, now you can too! (This also goes for popping up your collars, wearing “mom” jeans, and flannel anything!) 9. Stop buying pets. My theory is that after you bring the second pet into your home they are no longer pets and just animals. 2 is the [...]
10. checking out the lesbians in my area and online 9. staying up very late (or until early in the morning) 8. dancing all night long 7. chocolate mousse or chocolate souffle 6. Julie’s Organic Chocolate ice cream and ice cream bars 5. Hummers made with vanilla ice cream 4. Sander’s Hot Fudge Cream Puff [...]
It is my firm belief that anyone entering into a long-term relationship should have to complete a survey first. If they are not honest with their answers then they should receive corporal punishment. I would gladly volunteer to administer the necessary discipline. If they are freaky and actually enjoy corporal punishment then they should be [...]
